If a Cryptocurrency cannot be readily exchanged for cash, what is it?

If a Cryptocurrency trades with a beta greater than 1 with the direction of the Nasdaq, what is it?

If a Cryptocurrency trades inversely to minor moves in interest rates, what is it?

If a Cryptocurrency trades on the basis of a “celebrity” endorsement, what is it?

Dogecoin popped 8% on Tuesday after Elon Musk said McDonald’s should accept the meme coin. “I will eat a happy meal on tv if McDonalds accepts Dogecoin,” Musk tweeted.

If a Cryptocurrency trades on a marketplace that can stop withdrawals in a market downturn…what is it?

If a Cryptocurrency resides on a blockchain that can only process “20 something” transactions per second vs Visa at 1700 per second, what is it?

We’re all ears.